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TOP 10 Masterful procrastination techniques

Chances are that if you’re like me, you tend to want to put things off. However, some of us have difficulty figuring out how to properly put off their work. Here are some helpful suggestions in alternative to just buckling down and doing your work.

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TOP 10 Things staffers never get tired of saying

Every work place has its own little office jokes, and The Clarion Call is no different. This week, we’d like to share with you all some of our favorite office jokes. Maybe you too can bring them into your own home or office and share our own little brand of insanity with those you love most.

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TOP 10 Warm-weather steak defense tactics

An increase in nice weather heralds the beginning of grilling season. With that in mind, what meat is better to throw onto a good propane grill than your friend and mine, good old steak. Steak was given to man by the titan Prometheus shortly after he gave us fire and the electric guitar.

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TOP 10 Hide-and-go-seek locations

Spring is officially here, more or less, and that means that it’s time for spring-time games, and what better game is there for spring than hide-and-go-seek? For those not bred and trained in the arts of camouflage, stealth and subterfuge, here are a number of suggestions to make the game interesting.

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TOP 10 Best weird nap locations

Spring creeps closer every week and so does my excitement for the season. This means many things, but one of the best things it means is being able to take a nap pretty much wherever you please. To those imagination impaired, here are some suggestions to make you less of a wet blanket.

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TOP 10 Interesting picnic spots

Spring creeps ever closer and with that comes the encroaching of picnic season. In case you need some invaluable suggestions on where to go for picnics, here are some helpful and interesting ones to keep in mind.

10. National parks

Most national parks in Pennsylvania can be accessed for free and provide an interesting ambience for a dining experience.

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Top 10 Fun weird spring activities

Spring is coming, and that means it’s time for some fun springtime activities. Here are several polite suggestions to make it a memorable one.

10. Sneak attack friends and neighbors.

Nothing quite rings in the season quite like an ambush. Find a nice shrub and wait for someone to come around.

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Top 10 Worst ways to meet potential dates

Valentine’s Day approaches this Tuesday, and for many this is a time to celebrate romantic commitments. For the rest of us, it’s a time to bitterly mope about our current dating situation (or lack there-of) and smoulder together in quiet desperation.

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Top 10 Awesome Birthday Ideas

February means many things to people. For some, it’s the tail-end to the nightmare of winter, when the season gets in its final blows and tries to get everybody sick. For others, it means Valentine’s Day and sharing a holiday for someone they love, or just kind of like.

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Top 10 Movie Scrooges

Ah, time for Christmas, a time of celebration, meat trays, annoying songs, gaudy displays, unearthly high electrical bills, buying presents for friends and family who mooch off you the rest of the year and near-perpetual indigestion. There’s no reason to feel alone in your dread of the holiday seasons.

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Top 10 Alternate snowman construction materials

Winter may be coming, but the snow seems to be not wanting to stay around too much. For those with a hankering to build themselves a snowman in a snow-void area, here are some amazing suggestions of snowman construction materials that could be found in your home or local marketplace.

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Top 10 Thanksgiving Pies

It’s that most wonderful time of the year where we all stuff our faces with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and all sorts of other foods that will likely make us pass out from carb overload about 20 minutes after consumption. When enjoying this most bounteous of holidays, it’s important to remember to keep room for the lord of all desserts, the almighty pie.

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Top 10 Weird flavor combinations

As enjoyable as it is to sit down to a good meal, the same old plain combinations can get pretty dull after a while. Tried and true food pairings can get worn-out and tired if overused. Sometimes, it’s fun to recombine household staples in new and exciting ways to expand the palate.

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Top 10 Food-related injuries

Eating is an essential part of life, enjoyed by everyone. However, even this common daily activity can take a turn for the worst if not properly prepared for. Here are several ways how good food can go bad.

10. Choking

Whenever you put something in your mouth, there’s a chance for airway obstruction.

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TOP 10 Classic creepy ghost stories

With All Hallow’s Eve drawing ever closer, it’s important to remember one of the most classic things to do with a night of goblins, ghouls and other terrors of the night; tell ghost stories. Here are some of my personal favorite tales of spirits from beyond the grave.

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