Doughy blowhard Bill Donohue, head of the Catholic League, is up in arms about the provision of President Obama’s health care bill that would require birth control to be covered by comprehensive health care plans. In typical hyperbolic style, Donohue says that the government is “[lining] up against the Roman Catholic Church.” Considering that 98% [...]

Rick Santorum has won the Missouri primary, called the “Beauty Contest” primary since its delegates aren’t pledged to the winner, but remain open until the nominating convention. This is admittedly a bit of a cheap shot, but I couldn’t resist the opportunity to draw ol’ Rick in a dress.

Mitt Romney has won the Florida Republican primary by a handy margin, after spending $17 million on an all-out blitzkrieg of negative ads against his main opponent, bloated gasbag and serial adulterer Newt Gingrich. Even though there are still 46 primaries to go, the conventional wisdom is that Romney has pretty much clinched the nomination [...]